Dutch apple pie…terrific.

…the authority figure behind the desk, the howling fat man…

You watch your language, young fella. This is a public market.

"…matter of fact, it's all dark."

It ain't the years, it's the miles.

"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six."
One of the best movie lines ever.

Pretty good year for music, too.

"Tom, can ya get me off the hook? For old times' sake." [smiles, endearingly]
"Can't do it, Sally." [waves him off, icily]

Same here—My long-term memory mish-masher got him mixed up with Jack Soo, his (long-since departed) co-star on Barney Miller…
RIP, both you guys.

https://youtu.be/al7XJxlDoyQ

Watch your fucking language.

Jesus, Internet, You're Just Getting Lazy. You Don't Go Looking For A Job Like That. On A weekday?!
Internet: "Whaa…? Is this a weekday?"

'The term “film noir” (literally “black film”)'
Thanks for clearing that up. We here at the film club would've never figured that out by ourselves.

Eurythmics would like a word.

Cancer (may it be fucked) took a short break, and rheumatoid arthritis, acute ulcerative colitis and pneumonia are filling in.

OK, then, you can ride in my cab.

"With the possible exception of Orson Welles in The Third Man, it’s the most memorable introduction to a character of all time…"

In addition to "Fuck Cancer," "Fuck Autocorrect."

…and (because it can't be said often enough): Fuck Cancer.

"I hope Reginald VelJohnson is getting regular checkups."