And in Lord Clark's Civilisation series, as Horatio in the "alas, poor Yorick" scene:

I dunno, I think we need some more data before we can decide if it's going to be worth watching.

AAUGH!

"Go. Very. Fast."
-Starman

Carlo doing the gorilla (even though his "heart isn't in it") in My Man Godfrey. Starts about 2:05 in this clip: https://youtu.be/jMAdQFN1nOQ

Father and Son, Where Do the Children Play?, Trouble, If I Laugh, Sad Lisa…

…and eating spoonfuls of his favorite pudd!

Also: Kurosawa.

You can read it in the Sunday papers, Sunday papers.

Open letter by Media Conglomerates(TM) to AV Club:

…and knock back a few denture cocktails.

I've never been in the military, but I did learn how to read quite a while ago:

Yup—the picture of dignified saluting:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media…

What did you call Bush when he saluted with his dog?

Brilliant.

At least some of us are smart enough to spell his first name correctly.

Dammit, I stand corrected. This is what happens when you fuc…er, don't see the movie once a month, like you're supposed to do.

"What's a pedophile, Walter?"

Because most rich people want, as Johnny Rocco did in Key Largo, "more."

Leo McGarry: Lord Marbury, under our constitution the President is not empowered to create maharajahs.
Lord John Marbury: Yes, thank you for clearing that up, Leo. Having been educated at Cambridge and the Sorbonne I am, as you know, exceedingly stupid.