Don't know the answer, but the bit he did with John Oliver a few weeks ago was hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

…especially when he tips it like a hat (22 seconds into the clip):

It sure looked like he did when I saw it. Pre-CGI era, too.

And the guy that (actually?—or was it a stunt double?) climbed up that gigantic rock pillar with Clint Eastwood in the (otherwise execrable) The Eiger Sanction.

"I never joke about my work, 007."

Hey, don't mess with my Ghost and Mr. Chicken. My whole body's a weapon! *karate chops the air*

…AND you actually liked "Robin Hood" in your youth? Clean out your desk; security will show you to the exit.

Yes, like the silent 'P' in swimming.

By gad, sir, so was I. 21 May 1977. Great night.

1978? Where did you see them in 1978? ('77, perhaps?)

IIRC, one of those "opportunities" was her blink-and-you-miss-it role as Jack Ryan's wife at the beginning of "The Hunt for Red October."

You, sir, are hereby awarded the daily prize for being the most cunning linguist.

Yes, but it isn't just saying 'no it isn't'.
Yes it is!
No it isn't!

All due respect, but I think she loses a bit of moral authority by displaying a shirt that fairly screams "look at my tits!" Peace.

You've seen your avatar, right?

*hastily cancels Penthouse subscription*

In jail, no one can hear you scream.

There's a great thread on that very topic below.

But we love it when the helium makes his voice sound like a witty-bitty baby.

…………….. so far (I counted.)