um, good? Nowhere does it say people have a right to live in public places. Maybe the city can use funds to do something about the homeless, but back a few decades ago, when we had vagrancy laws, the problem didn’t exist to the extent we see now. Reagan de-funded federal mental institutions sending 100,000s to the…

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

Bombs against Boston rarely go over well

Probably there to find one of the home team fans and hit them. We know how much he likes assaulting Athletic supporters.

RIP

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

Can they dig up JoePa and burn him?

someone, somewhere, is hanging onto him in a keeper league

Barry Melrose

Good job, hacker dude.

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

I know it’s only eight minutes old, but this is an underrated comment.

Fetty WARP

I knew somebody would understand my pain. Thanks buddy.

From the looks of it, they might be wanting to sue Pizza Hut too.

Meanwhile, here’s some video of the Twins bullpen this year:

Sounds like someone with a rougned childhood.

That’s the voice of a man who carries a cell phone on his belt.

Look, if Tom was an athlete, he wouldn’t be a sportswriter

I don’t know why he was fired. I thought he was killing it.