The “friends” I hung out with in my twenties were like this, and it was exhausting. One of them cut me out of the group in a melodramatic way (of course) and my life has been so much happier since.

Wait, we do? DAMN IT, TEXAS.

They used to happen back in the day! Jez commenters and editors were absolutely as rad IRL as on the internets.

I love it too, and I’m really sad about this! She was diplomatic and level-headed, which is basically unheard-of on reality TV. Watching the rest of the season is going to be bizarre knowing she passed. Rest in peace, Big Ang; hope the gabagool and garlic and olive oil is abundant in Heaven.

I’m afraid my parents might be in a similar boat. My mom left her job a few years back and hasn’t been able to find a new one in going on ten years. My dad is in his 70s and may be forced into retirement soon with his company’s acquisition. My husband and I don’t make enough to support ourselves, our kids, and my…

Damn. That was brilliant and also a little uncomfortable, given the way you just nailed my late teens/early twenties.

Literally came here to say “2. Jake is not a whiny-ass manbaby” so I’m glad an ungreyed got to it first!

Oh God, I would actually read Gawker for 500 days for that.

I’d forgotten about that and just got annoyed all over again.

Also loved him in Scrubs and Garden State, and then The Last Kiss ruined him for me. Damn it, JD!

This sounds like a shorter version of Jodie Marsh’s series over in the UK - “Jodie Marsh On...” I think?

I’m pretty chill, parenting-wise, but I would be so fucking pissed if some asshole did this to Little Sunshine or her friends. Who allowed this!?

Because she’s a woman so of course she’s blowing off serious matters for unimportant schoolwork? That’s what I gathered from it.

It’s crazy (krazy?) to me how much older Kylie looks than her older sister, Kendall. A cautionary tale against so many fillers, I guess. I also see so much of Rob in that side shot of Kendall with the bangs, and man, I hope he’s getting support from someone in his family.

KonMari your goddamn snack life.

We can blame Playboy for Jenny McCarthy, and MTV for Farrah, yeah?

Except when it’s cashew milk because that shit is legiiiiiiiiiiit. (And easy to get, since Silk makes it now too.)

“What the fuck does Sugar Tits mean?”