Pepto Abysmal.

I kind of want Chuck Schumer to hire a playboy model as an aide, just so she can accompany him to the White House and play with her hair while Chuck takes Donnie Two Scoops for a ride. “Uh huh. Uh huh, sure Chuck. And you say she’s not dating anyone?”

If she was on a roll with the names, Tootsie? Or maybe Swiss?

I need to tattoo “Do not read the comments!” on my hand to remind myself not to scroll down for idiocy and heartlessness.

Seems perfectly reasonable in Trump’s America that “good” Christians get mad at at another Christian for actually being a Good Christian.

I want to live in a world where Peggy Whitson is the biggest celebrity in America, which she deserves to be.

I actually rather like Tom best when he’s performing Shakespeare. I know everyone fell in lust with him over Loki, etc., which is also fine (and how I found out who he was in the first place), but I went to a taped performance of Coriolanus, which he starred in around 2014, and I was blown away by how he made the…

Ahhh where should I take my pants off first? America or Great Britain???

I am totally embracing celibacy too, whether I want it or not.

Given his excellent track record of following through on his donations I’m sure that this will not be an empty lie.

From an immigration lawyer’s perspective-this is already terrible.

As a deaf person (and engineer) who grew up with strong public schools that provided sign-language interpreters for me, I really, really want to see Betsy DeVos gone next.

In an early episode of ‘Weekend Update’ (>40 years ago!), the lights come up with Chevy Chase murmuring into the phone, “I... I don’t understand, who pulls out the beads?” before launching into the rest of the scene.

Their hit song, “WTF R U Looking At, Asshole?” hit 1032 on Billboard.

Idk if you’ve seen The Bold Type but one of the main characters tried a vag egg and it got lost up there and she had her very good friend go elbow deep in her to get it out.

Bedazzle the tampon string! Problem solved!

I remember the day when young women didn’t let their tampon strings hang out there for all to see... *clutches pearls*

How is that not hate speech?

Yeah, its the journalistic equivalent of a Twinkie.

I’ll be honest, I’ve read this article twice and I’m not totally clear on what she’s saying. I can’t form an opinion on this piece because I’m unclear of its thesis.