Nooo. Both go into an arena with a Tiger. Only one comes out. Of course Erik gets his own Tiger. Tiffany gets a pass, as unlike her dad and ugly siblings, she will have to work hard at school if she plans to graduate. Plus she really doesn’t count.

Why can’t she die? Build a movie starting at her funeral. I see smoke, feathers, drumming: free lube for all the mourners. BC survivor here, nothing wrong with black humour. Death can be funny.

What on earth does mother think? How can Pence avoid being alone with this hussy?

Oops. I was just wondering out loud.

Nah, we’re good.

Apparently she enjoys penises from across the political spectrum. Tommy, Kid Rock ..now Assange. Very inclusive, or indecisive. Personally, I could never bonk a guy who supports Trump.

You forgot publicity seeking.

I think that was a reference to the dull straights. Hmm. I don’t think anyone should be able to say such things unless they have been married for more than two minutes. PS. Matching outfits is a bridge too far.

Hangry means pissed and hungry, a common part of the human condition. ‘Hanger is blinding’ means you are so fucking hangry that you say and do stupid, mean, reckless crap that is perhaps out of character. You know, like you see red whenever Trump is in TV. Oh wait, I’ve just made it all about me. Unlike this person…

Side eye from Vancouver. And, given the state of ‘journalism’ in our country, where anyone with a keyboard will work for 25 cents a word, she should take that press lounge quip as a compliment.

I would say so: for a time he was the thinking woman’s crumpet. Then there was that whole inexplicable Taylor Swift thing. Underlying immaturity in a grown man is a big turn off.

The one where a victim grabs a kitchen knife and expertly removes his gonads.

Or show ID when grocery shopping.

Karma though.

Agree. I am certain most commenters could not cogently explain why they felt it was pretentious. I am unashamedly among legions who loved the book. But I knew the film would be be a dud the minute they cast Kidman and turned it into a vehicle.

They seem to be aiming for light porn aficionados. Most likely sex starved evangelical women who like to show up at the front door in their skivvies when the pizza arrives. Or who bonk the pool boy and maybe go on to fund his business venture.

And I bet he doesn’t brag about the size of his penis. 

The difference is that serious injuries are common in wrestling and many wrestlers die at a relatively young age, or wind up living in chronic pain and poverty. Fake violence can literally kill. While I don’t watch any housewife stuff, I am not a killjoy. My father was a huge fan of tv wrestling, so I endured hours…

Everywoman knows thisusSs backwards. We obviously bear period pain and childbirth with too much stoicism. Bring on the little boy whining.

It takes a lot to piss off the Danes. They will doubtless give Obama plenty of love when he visits next month, which will piss off the second coming no end.