I would love to be a fly on their post coital wall. Only blind, of course.

By this logic Nazis, rapists and pedophiles deserve our compassion. Nope. Mine will go to those in our midst who are truly vulnerable and/or suffering and merit an outpouring of love and support.

People who declare this dolt a genius should be locked in a room and forced to learn about real, living geniuses such as  Manahel Thabet, Richard Rosner, Evangelos Katsioulis, Ruth Lawrence and Edward Witten to name a few. It is stunning how dumb we have become. And how we elevate stupid.

Please. Let’s all praise Mattel when single by choice Barbie comes with her own sperm donor catalogue and DIY impregnation kit.

As someone who has endured the interminable banging of the narcissistic but otherwise emotionally stunted well endowed male, I can say with confidence that for a great many women, it really ain’t the meat, it’s the motion. 

Susan Rice says she will run against her.

Looking at Kavanaugh’s wife, it is obvious that she knows he has anger management problems. A tool who loses it in front of the world does not play happy hubby at home. 

I feel a bit embarrassed that I got through the 80s (and then some) and never knew I could stick alcohol up my bum. Now I cannot get the social logistics out of my head. By the way, I could never discuss this with John legend, he looks like a cute little kid posing for his class photo. Chrissy on the other hand, would…

Actually they are coaching him and encouraging him to go full on Trump. Without the crying, he could have totally been Trump.

I think he quite liked walking on the dark side. Exciting.

Aw bless. He thought he was talking to Melanie.

I did all the self checks when I was younger. And later got regular mamms as advised here in Canada. Nothing. As you age there’s a tendency to get complacent. And you start worrying about the joints you screwed with high impact aerobics. I just figured I had dodged the breast thing. Two months after a routine check,…

She’s worse than the douche boys. A breathy con job in a pretty, daddy pleasing pneumatic package. Women’s empowerment my arse.

Could someone please tell me while Trump’s local yokel base gives a rat’s ass about some white, rich, entitled frat boy? Are they feeling the booze thing? Or is it the gropey rapey thing?

I love your optimism. Nothing will upset his rubbish supporters.

Latest research says goats like to hang out with happy people. Thusly, I think they have a lot in common with the narcissistic orange flapjack. All he wants is a sea of smiling faces.

I do my best to remind men that the reason they should care is that even if they are personally insensitive douchebags devoid of empathy, they still genuinely profess love for their mothers, sisters and daughters. So FFS stop protecting each other.

Yes, he’s a real pig, digging himself deeper into the muck every day.

If I am ever accused of burglary I will find 65 homeowners to write a note saying I did not rob them. Bet that would work positively in my favour. Maybe I will go out and get those signatures today, just in case I am ever tempted .

Yup, it’s a whole new level of mansplainin’.