Now you mention it, he and Conway would be a perfect match. Hag and haggard.

Oh you. His slowed-down, almost a Chappell’s version is beyond superb.

I have been married for oooh, a hundred years. During my career, I went on business trips and left Mr.Oggy at home. Hated it. But I am lucky enough to live in a decent-size house, that allowed us to have separate bedrooms for the last 20 years. It is heaven. It does not mean the end of intimacy..... the bedroom is…

I am sick of people who wonder why women don’t speak up. I did not tell my parents about the two dads of kids I babysat for at age 14 who groped me while drunkenly driving me home. It was a different time and I was terrified. A year later I did tell them about the family friend who assaulted me while they slept in the…

Drag Queens of the MMA.

Yeah, and when these pathetic, privileged, white, past their sell by date old farts peg out, presumably surrounded by their dust-covered crap, what will happen to all these carefully preserved ‘antiques?’ Like Woods’ career, it will wind all up in the dumpster.

Probably can’t get it up any more. That’s what he means when he says its over.

Right. As soon as the babee arrives, their ‘I’m alright Jack’ fiscal conservatism automatically kicks in and cancels out their fetal obsession.

And all those unwanted kids ‘saved’ from abortion, only to grow up in a country where right wing dipshits have depleted or removed social programs aimed at supporting women raising children in poverty.

Nooooo Kelly has the key to her shoe closet.

I currently have a horrible dental problem.... a dry socket, which has left me in terrible pain for 10 days and totally disinterested in cooking. After hearing about my misery from Mr.Oggy, last night our lovely young neighbour brought over 2 plates of pulled pork in a bun, beans and broccoli salad: perfect for…

Apart from Trump.

Nice to see Trump taking advantage of white child labour as well as screwing over undocumented Mexican construction workers and getting his MAGA hats made in Chinese sweatshops. Equal opportunity stiffing!

I’m a brunette with tits. (I have no problem saying tits, its not a misogynist slur.)

Exactly. I would have expected an Ivanka interruption because blondes with tits render that crowd of misogynists speechless every time.

Oh I dunno, there’s a certain synergy to it. Just look at the vile ‘Christian’ assholes attesting to the faith and repentance of the orange cretin in the oval office. That’s exactly why I still love Martha S. I cannot possibly imagine her hanging with the jailhouse god crowd.

And for Christ’s sake someone make him stop with all the bloody exclamation marks.

Yeh, what would Jesus say? Apparently a whole bunch of his followers have forgotten.

Nah, not corny. He’s a serious, sane guy, a vast acting talent blinded briefly by a rich pretty thing, replete with tempting Hollywood frippery. He had a moment: I bet he shudders at it now. I am so glad you would not kick him out.

Gravity Blue? Poor little bugger. I briefly considered calling mine Toilet Bowl but luckily I stopped vomiting.