We obviously need to drag out a few more hottie hr lawyers stat. It always blows me away when thinking men (I will give him that because of his enviromental commitment) of a certain age, want to boff (mostly) vapid young chicks. I never forgave Kevin Costner for turning into that sort of cliche.

Vile politics aside, this is the age old story. In an extra m affair, the (single) woman always loses.

You know, I get a funny feeling that she’s not too good at this architecting shit.

Or preventing nursing home patients from suing abusers.

Honestly, I would sooner gouge my own eyes out with a spoon than watch any of them.

Embarrassingly close to the Untied States. Kind of you to underscore my shitty typing.

So I assume she is both grope and sext proof? I just wondered if she fits into the same delivery category as Alex Jones and Tucker, when he gets his wee dander up. I am Cabdian, we don’t really have an equivalent.

At least he’s been suspended. Please don’t let the next one be Chris Wallace, I still have s soupçon of hope,

Thought you might help me better understand their hiring practices because Piro doesn’t seem to fit either category.

Good. Now can you mansplain Judge Piro , the Trump loving drag queen who seems to be fomenting a revolution? Do men like shouty, overly made up women?

Must do it an awful lot to be that forgetful.

Can we finally change the network’s name to FUX? 

I admire your dexterity madam.

I just know some guys would love to sit around in a nut sack towel bra 24-7. Very unhygienic.

Thanks, I needed that.

I hope there’s a nut sack in development.

I am so over mommy Huckabee. I soooooo want a professional, not a preschool volunteer. After watching that presser, I imagine Miller will soon have her job. I bleepin’ hate the dude but goddamnit (if you are a trumper humper) he was good.

Yes and now that Christ decided to make her a mom, she is most comfortable comparing the workings of the White House to a frenetic basement romper room for whiny tots. Oh wait... she may actually be onto something.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is killing me with uber distracting bedtime stories (goddamn it Pickle) and ludicrous loving, supportive father analogies. I know she sees the press corps as a bunch of unruly kids she wants to put on the naughty step. But she’s supposed to be a prodessional communicator, not a gushing…

I love your mom.