Yes. A yam. A big, misshapen orange yam in a bathrobe. Thank you.

Even better. He also taught kindergarten.

As I watched I realised that Melissa could also be a perfect Sessions.

Maybe we all just need to get with the Trump/Pence/Republican/white supremacy program and accept that, despite their inability to find the clitoris, and their disinterest in figuring out what to do with it, only men know how our bodies work and how we should manage them.

It shows that Trump has not an iota of loyalty for anyone/anything given that Piers and the Mail have kissed his ass 99 percent of the time before and after the election, unless, sex. Everything is fair game when it comes to a bit of ‘celebrity’ titillation for the Mail’s moronic readers. (Confession, I am a header…

To hell with nip slips and bad lip synching, in the Trump era the American public is not satisfied unless their half time entertainer physically chucks herself off the roof of a stadium. Sad!

Oiling the robotic arms? Sad.

Its tragic to watch folk eking out a living in those one factory, one horse southern and midwest towns, excitedly waiting until Trump magically strongarms a firm to  reopen a mine or restart an assembly line of some sort. It will never happen. You don’t need a PhD in economics to see we cant compete with the prices on…

I was a bit relieved: I was afraid she’d talk him into wearing sequins and jumping off the roof. He’s a national treasure.

Those Clydesdales would not have done well on the boat over, there would have been way too much horse shit. The Ellis Island people would probably have changed their names because they couldn’t understand their whinnying.

My first thought on seeing that pic was that Trump will oo-opt it as proof his inauguration crowd was the largest in history.

Oh those were such jolly times. Remember how we’d gaily laugh at such titilating moments. After the nightmare of the last two weeks, clumsy, corporate Carly looks, well, palatable compared to barmy Jesus billionaires like Betsy DeVos.

60,000 out of 109 you say? Faneffingtastic. 

I thought he was with JLo. (Sp) Obviously I am more out of the loop than you.

Yup as a Canadian I can confirm that, like the US, we raise and percolate our own terrorists. But muslim bans.

On behalf of all Canadians, have at it. BC would especially love to have a great swath of the progressive west coast between us and a border with President Bannon.

Don’t worry. Putin knows what we’re doing.

I bow to your more machiavellian assessment.

What gets me us his coninued assertion that American innocents are murdered every day by illegal immigrants. In 2015 only 101 were incarcerated for murder. Meanwhile more than 200 children had shot themselves or someone else with a parent’s gun. Its all getting too much to fact check.

Nah there’s a federal hiring freeze. He will privatize the build and the contract winner will undoubtably use illegal labour. That’s Trump’s modus operandi. Winning!