A horrible insult to primates everywhere.

Please don’t watch. Deny him the ratings. Instead watch the concurrent google live, celebrity filled telethon raising money for civil liberties, reproductive rights and the environment.

Whoah, now that’s a huge turn-on... It shrieks soft sensuality and poetic cadence. Lucky old Melania. In the words of my once proud people: I wouldn’t do him with yours.

Bet they all carry guns.

This I could care less about. Instead, lets talk about the Facebook Live fundraiser scheduled in direct competition with this inauguration travesty, set to aid organizations supporting reproductive rights, civil liberties and the environment. Something we can all do.

He is especially keen that Bikers for Trump show up at his shitshow. This worries me. Dictators from Iran to Venezuela use bikers as their quasi-army/security. We are steps away from violence in the streets.

Why would the courtiers need dresses when the Emperor has no clothes?

Agree — but it has made me think. What would I like made into an urn? What would best reflect my life, my contribution? Either a blue pen or a gin bottle. I think this amazing woman has really started something.

All your salty talk has left me longing for a margarita, only not at Trump’s Washington Benjamin bar, where he has jacked up his cocktail menu prices by 33 percent. Much like he and his congressional pals will jack up the deficit with the fucken wall and all.

He is such a grabbo that he’d be lamb to the slaughter while in Russia for a beauty contest. There must be movies galore and they probably have his financials by the short and curlies. Hence his affection for the Kremlin’s playbook and poor language skills.

Phew, seems he came in on a flight from Minneapolis. Canada has dodged a bullet (pardon the black humour) for now.

Apparently he came in on a flight from Canada. I am just waiting for a Trump tweet threatening us with nuclear war. Or a wall that we will pay for, or not.

How doyou feel about making phone calls? It feels so good!

Oh I feel your pain. My mother made me complicit in her affairs with other men when I was a preteen. My father was a functioning alcoholic so this was her path to happiness. I had to keep secrets, even about an abortion she underwent. I married young and luckily, very well and moved to Canada. Shortly afterwards my…

Really? You might want to think before you offer such thoughtless advice. In some toxic parent child relationships, there is simply no more slack to cut. You have to save yourself.

The minute the Democrats return to power there will be a Republican ethics resurgence. Oxes being gored and all that.

Puhleeze. Newt just said Trump’s alt right link was fabricated by the media. Welcome to Trumpworld, where grisly old fascists hang onto their last vestiges of power by their gnarled, fungal fingernails and (forgive the mixed metaphors) ride the coattails of a total moron to the highest office in the land.

Its ok, Melania will soon be on the job. Don’t forget her FLOTUS thing is cyber bullying. Hope she stars by cleaning up her own (silent scream) white house.

Didn’t you know? Trump rallies always had the best smell. Believe me, deplorable men smell terrific.