Mayor MCcheese will have you thrown in jail for that

Depends on the size of the package. The larger package with 90 pizza bites is $8. They also sell a smaller size of 40, which is probably what you pay $4 for.

whoa where is everyone buying their totino’s pizza rolls? they’re like 4 bucks in my grocery store.

When my ex was moving out, our house was a chaos of boxes upon boxes and our cats could not contain themselves. They napped in one box for 5 minutes, then on to the next one for an extended 20 minute snooze, then onto the next, sometimes solo, more often as a duo, and so on and so on.

Goliath: Not always a measure of horniness, but Goliath had many children.
Benaiah, Jashobeam, Shamgar, Abishai, Eleazar, Adino: Not enough information.
Uriah the Hittite: Least horny. First husband of Bathsheba, cuckolded by King David. After Bathsheba became pregnant, King David unsuccessfully tried to talk Uriah into…

I feel bad for the kids that are clamoring to see Black Panther and then the parents/grandparents are like “I’m going to take you to see a real super hero movie that is TRUE!”

Okay, but if we’re just going to accept that Samson is the Bible’s horniest strongman, then I demand a complete list of all the other strongmen of the Bible, in order of horniness. I need context.

I bought both a Wii and a Wii U for their respective Smash Bros. games.

Next you can ask why Nintendo doesn’t port Breath of the Wild and Mario Odyssey to PS4. Or why Sony doesn’t port Shadow of the Colossus to Xbox.

If Nintendo is putting up the development yen for the game and the other two are not, then it’s only natural that only Nintendo will get the game. It’s that simple.

Plenty of people bought a switch last March for Zelda.

There’s a lot of old testament stories that could be made into good movies. It’s kind of a shame they all get made into D+ modern christian garbage.

The Prince of Egypt is pretty darn good about it. With hands down the greatest “explaining to someone that you just talked to God” scene ever.

I mean...it isn’t though. You release a movie the same weekend as a giant blockbuster, you’re either a complete moron or you’re trying to get some counter-programming in. That’s why you’ll often see stuff like romcoms coming out around the same time as action blockbusters...they’re hoping to attract the audience that…

Because Nintendo wants people to play Nintendo games on Nintendo systems. And Bayonetta 2 and 3 are Nintendo games now.

The problem with religious movies is that they focus on the religious part and then beat you over the fucking head with it for another two hours. It’s like asking a GOP congressman what they really think of Trump. They don’t want to insult any of his constituents so either lie or hedge.

Billy Zane? Oh, how heartbreaking. I guess everybody’s gotta eat.

With a heavy does of stupidity, since the “real” Samson (assuming he existed) would have been pretty damn brown. It’s a source of continual amusement to me that white American Christians routinely think of (and depict) Biblical figures as being Caucasian.

Yea, well, as long as Nintendo continues to fund the games, they remain on Nintendo systems. Bayo 2 and 3 cannot go to another system without Nintendo’s approval.

Pitting this as the Godly alternative to Black Panther really highlights the white supremacist underpinnings of American evangelicals.