Well, fashions change, and believe me when I tell you Babs Bush was very stylish.

You’re a pig and you know nothing about women’s physiology.

No, you sexist asshole man, people are saying there’s plenty to criticize about her without resorting to sexism.

I wear monster middle-aged lady bras, and sometimes my nipples are apparent. People need to get over the human body.

You can be disgusted without joining him in his misogyny, too.

Exactly. It’s vile.

No, it IS out of bounds. You’re behaving exactly like Trump does, and it’s misogynist as hell. “He’s a misogynist pig about his daughter so I get to be one too!” is a shit attitude.

I know, right? How dare she possess nipples?

Nice misogynist imagery, there.

Oh, sorry - I was unclear. I just meant those are instances in which I have had to show my kids’ birth certificates. Just pointing out you do need them sometimes. And then of course later, for all manner of ID. Sigh.

Tongue-in-cheek

Okay, so why did you say this? I’m confused:

They already did.

Daycare, preschool, elementary school.

Which it can choose when it’s ready

Like Jor-El?

Not if it’s the kid in this story.

You’ve never taken a prepubescent kid to a pediatrician, have you.

I think it was sarcasm, pointing out what reaction people would have should a man say, “We need a strong, smart man.”

I don’t? Huh.