Well, shit. I guess we should ban beer then, right?

On the catwalk? On the catwalk? Did she shake her little tush on the catwalk?

Where are the sleeves? Elsa's dresses have sleeves. Who does a girl have to marry to get some sleeves on a wedding dress?

They took Elsa's dress and ... turned it into every third wedding dress on the rack.

I was literally just yesterday thinking that my wedding dress should have a cape after I saw that io9 fashion post.

So what happens to all of us super angry disappointed people who can't get a Barbie who says "What the fuck?"

Should be FRIED not friend. FML.

Sorry! It's a force of habit thing. I'm actually a doctoral candidate so I do read quite a bit (Obviously) but I'm working hard on my dissertation today (read: writing about 20 pages) and my brain is friend!

Girl if his hands are too 'dirty and gross' for your ceiling, how are you gonna have his hairy Johnson in your mouth? If the bottom of his feet are too dirty for your bed then his naked ass is almost certainly too dirty to be sweating all over your sheets.

OMG...I hope you're not a horrible bitch like every other woman I've ever encountered! What could the common factor be? ANSWER ME!

Intensive purposes?! Hahahahahaha. INTENTS AND PURPOSES. Why is this so hilarious to me? I see how if you don't read much but have heard the expression you could have thought that but still hahahahahha. Intensive purposes.

I had this happen recently (in the last couple of weeks) with a guy I saw two fucking times a year and a half ago. The first date seemed alright but on the second date, he took me on a date OUTSIDE when it was 95+ degrees after I politely asked we remain inside because I was dehydrated from working out that afternoon…

(Red flag: "I hope you're not a judgmental, presumptuous snob like 100% of the previous messagees have been". Dude, maybe it's you!)

This is pretty much the norm on OKCupid. I once had a guy message me 3 HOURS after his initial message, asking me "Can you offer me a decent explanation as to why a woman would not message back a man like me?"

This guy didn't even give me THIRTEEN MINUTES to respond to his message:

That's just like the guy who asked me if I was scared of his "big white man's cock," because I'm an "overly submissive Asian." This was after he said he got "yellow fever" just from looking at me.

Those guys are city officials of crazy town, but on a related note the fadeaway needs to die as a breakup technique. Just tell the other person you don't want to date them like an adult.

Don't worry I'm sure he was wearing the period-correct clothing

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

A) What the fuck. You can practically see him stamping his feet via text message.