Wow. I NEVER even thought about it from that angle. If anything, it will maybe make a lot more men think about how vital and important contraception is to one's health, if their wives/daughters suddenly have to fork over for it in full elsewhere.

It's not your money, it's the employees money. They EARN that money because you hired them and they work for you, doing the things that (presumably) allow your ignorant ass to stay financially afloat.

Do you think an employer should have the right to say how an employee spends her paycheck?

I can't wait to see the copies of these notes that will be passed around online! - Some of the syntax should be absolute gold. And I can't wait to see the resultant boycott pages for all those companies, too. That is the only sort-of-silver lining about the whole clusterfuck...

Oh, I read that as if they were telling the male employees IF their wives or daughters were on BC.

I know I've said it on here before, but I'll say it again: I have endometriosis (like it even matters). If my boss dared to tell me he was pulling coverage of my Orthocyclen, I'd take a sudden, gruesomely painful, explosive shit while staring him right in the eye and then faint in his favorite chair. Which is what…

Why is this so damn difficult?!

What is also funny is they are also going to have to tell their male employees who have wives and daughters on their plan. Male employees who may not want to have anymore daughters and is definitely not ready for grand-daughters.

I wonder how long before we get the corporations are people and people don't have to divulge their religious beliefs and therefore corporations don't have to divulge their religious beliefs, so we'll just let you know the next time you go to your pharmacy to pick up your birth control ruling. Have fun arguing with…

If i had any musical talent i would start a band called "Jesus Loves Zygotes". I would then make it a Christian "rock" band and then ALL the irony would be mine, mine mine !!

The profoundly awkward, inevitably ridiculous, and unintentionally hilarious notifications these companies will be sending to their female employees are the only good things that will come of this shitshow.

If stress prevented ovulation then none of the children who I know to have been conceived while their mom was in medical or law school or working big law or in their residency would exist.

But not special enough to pay for their educations and school lunches and all that once they're born, I bet. Fuck Todd Akin.

Shut that whole thing down, Todd.

Here and on Gawker, people are always fantasizing about creating our own country on a small island away from all these fucks. But now I'm voting for an island where we send all these fucks so they can say stupid shit to each other without us having to hear it. We'll call it Palan-dia in honor of the first citizen to…

I can't type out a coherent response between the raucous laughter/ragestroking.

I KNOOOOOOOW. I have such a love-hate relationship with spiders in my house. There is now basically a gentleman's agreement that as long as they stay up in the corners we have a live and let live situation. Once they start moving down below the Mason-Dixon line I feel like that is an act of Aggression, and any…

Ungrateful bastard.