Server/bartender here: you're right that if there's nothing else going on, and just in general, that is not super great service. I hear ya.

I'm sorry that happened to you. It sucks as a minority to be worried about the police mistreating POC when you're trying to report a crime. These asshats just want to feel morally superior and in their minds safe because they don't act like modern attention whores or actual whores.

An old high school acquaintance went off on a rant about this last time we were together. He kept going on about the number of girls lying about being raped on college campuses to obtain some sort of feminist badge of honor.

Sorry about both your head and your desk.

My head hurts from trying to follow the mental gymnastics he's doing to bolster his nonsensical point and also from banging my head against my desk 17 times just now.

A collection of my feelings, brought to you by pop culture:

From Will's op-ed:

Another bar tending story:

Randall Park also plays a presidential candidate on Veep. While the character brings up his war service at every opportunity, that is the joke, being Asian is never mentioned (although I have not seen last night's episodes, so I don't know if that has changed).

Nipples aren't evil.

So... I hate the dress. I don't like that you can see her whole boobs. I'm just not into it. And I think I would like it with just like, that extra ounce of modesty.

What does Rihanna really think about all this?

I think she looked amazing. It's not like she wore this at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards. I say good for her. Nipples aren't evil. Even lady nips.

What if we flipped the script and made Belle a dude, Beast a lady? Or another dude?

idris elba for all roles.

Jason Momoa shouldn't be Gaston, he should be the Beast! God is that man fine.

Cogsworth = Nathan Lane

Eddie Izzard should be Belle. He has just the right amount of coquettish charm to pull it off.

I feel like Lea Michele is probably on a short list for Belle but I don't want it to be her, and if that is wrong I don't want to be right.