Quietly creates burner account.
For poetic purposes I want there to be a lesbian couple named Virgine and Chastity.
A few years ago in college after a night of drinking the sexy-scruffy-reckless-rock band frontman Arts editor at the college newspaper I worked for asked me to give him a ride home and then invited me up for a cigarette. We had been friends for years and I am also kind of oblivious so we smoked and chatted for a…
Look at you, doing your small part to help the worthy veterans of this great nation.
Grad school, winter break I go to visit a friend from college. We end up crashing at her boyfriend's place one evening. Her boyfriend's roommate was a Marine, had just gotten back to the states after being deployed for over a year.... Yada, yada, yada, the sex was good but having a man eat out your pussy after he's…
For our mutual birthdays last year, my partner and I got a fancy schmance hotel room (Free! I worked for the company and I got one free stay a year.) for a night, took some amazing molly, and spent the next ten hours boning and prancing around in fancy schmance hotel robes. I had never had sex whilst tripping before,…
I am a Virginia and I know a Chastity.
I cannot think of a single sexual encounter that truly stands out. All that comes to mind is how awesome hot tub jets are....
What does that say about me?
I'm not even Nigerian and this is clearly a joke...
I had a tour guide in Morocco tell me (fully in jest) exactly how many dromedaries my girl-friend and myself could expect to bring in as a dowry. Apparently I was "too skinny," but I was still a catch, and worth at least seventy-five. My slightly more robust friend was worth at least a hundred. It ended with all of us…
Laughing hysterically that having a PhD is -50k...
But maybe you will find your prince ...
(#NOTALLKINGS)
One exception exists to the do-not-kill rule: mosquitoes. They all deserve to die. ALL OF THEM.
The reaction folks have to Lavar Burton and Reading Rainbow reminds me of my feelings for Dick Van Dyke (due to Mary Poppins). My love for him is completely irrational, and I would definitely sing "Let's go Fly a Kite" if he ever came to be anywhere within ear shot.
The only thing I can think of when I read about LeVar Burton: