Kids these days just aren’t cut out for the fake news business....

If he were an American doctor, he’d be charging Djokovic’s insurance carrier $14,000 a slice.

In other news, Jobu continues to hate curve balls

He looks fine. Look at some elite marathon runners and how thin they are. Or most professional cyclists (other than their freakish legs). They aren’t relying on having a store of body fat to make sure they make it though the event.

Agree 100%. My biggest hangup is in these cases, I am more skeptical of the “I stopped eating bread” or “I never eat strawberries”

You need to do a heck more than 3 hours of tennis playing to burn past glycogen and fat. Like, at least 3 hours. Second of all, they’re fueling mid match so her asessment is full of shit, really.

Was this article written by someone who has no idea what a professional tennis player’s body looks like or someone who has never played or trained competitively or both?

I also suspect that many endurance athletes would find Martina’s take unconvincing.

Yeah, this is nonsense. Despite being quite thin, Novak, like most tennis players, doesn’t have a SUPER RIPPED six pack despite obviously having very strong abs (because he is a pro tennis player). He has some subcutaneous fat in the stomach area, again like most tennis players, probably because yeah, you need SOME…

Do you have any definitive proof he weighs less than the last couple of years?

A true Fake News journalist never reveals his sources

I don’t see skeletal. He’s thin, but he looks more buff than every man in the Seventies and back. He’s got plenty of muscle mass. It takes true starvation, no food for weeks, to start your body consuming muscle. A long match won’t do that.

Those aren’t his ribs. They’re his serratus anterior muscles. What a stupid article. At least show some before and after pictures if you’re going to proclaim some massive weight loss. He looks perfectly fine.

I’d argue non issue. Her assessment that his body will deplete its fat stores and start eating muscle thus weakening him mid match is stupid. Is that the order that shit goes? Sure. Does it happen over the course of 3 hours when you’ve had a steady diet in the days prior? Absolutely not.

If anyone knows a thing or two about men’s bodies, it’s definitely...Martina Navratilova?

Liberals ruined the country with their false equivalence fallacies. Whining about Trump doesn’t excuse them from staying home on election day. Fuck the liberal hypocrites who didn’t lift a finger to stop Trump, starting with that cunt Colin Kaepernick, the embodiment of millennial slacktivism.

Can you fucking go away already Joe?

Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?

Also he’s had a ton of “creepy uncle” moments that wouldn’t reflect well

Agreed, get whipped by Schumer is what Hillary must’ve felt like when she lost to Trump. (In screechy voice, “why am I not up 50 points!!!?”)