Dildon't.

Was visiting my boyfriend's parents in a different state. Went to local bar and got predictably shit faced. Entered boyfriend's parent's house through side garage door, where we could recline on the available futon and smoke cigarettes via the open door. Feeling pretty decent, although I notice my stomach moving…

Karl.

When I was in high school I had knee surgery on December 26 and the combination of immobility and hydrocodone made me super constipated and my mom had to give me an enema. At age 18. Worst NYE of my life.