Texts, but you have to listen to them being read out in that stupid fucking AI voice.

No no, I can get mad at “The Establishment” instead. Been doing it for a variety of reasons since I was 13, so I’m pretty good at it.

If you’re a child you shouldn’t be allowed to comment on Barsanti articles unsupervised.

I don’t give enough of a shit about the Emmys to look into the criteria, but the fact that she’s only a supporting actress is wild.

He could name films where the stars have since died.

Not going to do that. She’s long associated as a Queen of Flushing.

More like Wanker, am I rite? Been sitting on this joke since the mid 80s. Glad to finally be able to use it.

Maybe she dated Rivers Cuomo.

Easy tiger, don’t want to piss off the writers too much. They may trash your shows by writing something that seems interesting until you’re invested, then suddenly switch the back half into a stupid dumpster fire unrelated to the first half, making viewers wish they’d never bothered watching in the first place.…

No, it’s also staffed by Robots, because Jim Spanfeller remains, as always, a herb.

Actually, it’s thousands of somebody else’s working.

What we need is a Batman with the analytical abilities to  solve a riddle with the answer “A Ballpoint Banana”, or at least with a sidekick who can.

The songs were absolutely terrible and ill-fitting, but the series itself was fine for what it was - you’re not super-missing out on anything if you don’t watch it tho. Watching it all in one day would get a little much.

I’m not an American, but I used to read Slashdot so I’m probably one of the sharpest US Copyright scholars out there, and all of what follows definitely constitutes legal advice that should be followed as blindly as Justice herself.

Upcoming OJ Simpson and AHS-themed Disneyland rides are going to be interesting. Good luck to whoever has to figure out how to strap a Ford Bronco to a rollercoaster.

Plot Twist: Crowe’s character gets bitten by a radioactive arachnid and turns into SpiderMcGlurk-Man.

*Pulls mask off Kaling to reveal Charlie Grandy.

More like “Meet me in St Louis, Louis, Meet me at the hair salon”, amirite?

If you run them over properly, they don’t need the loan anymore. It’s actually the benevolent thing to do.

That Anish Kapoor Barbie seemed like such a good idea at the time.