I have fond Degrassi Memories, but this is  the only way to prevent the rise of another Drake.

Cameron’s kids binge 5 hour sessions because he insists that people act their age, and therefore it’s mandatory for them to wet their pants like the stupid babies they are. Say what you want about his crankiness, at least it’s consistent.

Yeah, but I can change it to “Elon Musk blue checkmark” and run a short con on blind people using screenreader software. Those chumps have had it too easy for too long.

She uses the phrase “Pep in his step”, so I’d place her age in the mid 50s at least.

Season 3: House Party of Dragons is gonna have some pretty sweet Kid n Play cameos, and a dragon’s-breath-related housewarming zinger that is bound to cause a delighted chuckle or two.

Huh. I thought the term was created by Chuck Palahniuk to take the piss out of wanna-be tough guy fuckwits who overestimated how unique and interesting they were.  

The Cookie is a Lie.

Congrats on forgetting about the general existence of Milo Yiannopoulos.

It’s the character twist that leaves people gasping

Violinist he’s been collaborating with for decades now across various projects, but he’s still best known in some circles for being part of The Dirty Three.

Both of them were exhibiting.

Can confirm. Doctors thought I could never walk again, but one beer at Twisted Sister concert and I’m back to roundhouse-kicking bad dudes at my local mall.

Oh fuck “respecting adults”. It’s a convenient shorthand to make toddlers listen to people telling them not to wander into traffic. A 9 year old has the capacity to listen to a grown-ass adult having a tantrum about someone sitting in their chair and find them wanting. If you don’t want a child to sass you for being…

“but Mom, I told him to kindly eff off. I was being polite, just like you raised me”.

“Namor, I built you a boat and I insist that you love it. What do you mean “no” you child-fucking piece of shit?”.

*deeply inhales*
Yup, still smells as sweet.

I remember seeing somewhere that she’s made out of pool noodles.  Whether they bought these pool noodles  from a goblin market was suspiciously absent from the conversation.

It wasn’t an apology, it was a blunt statement of what is and isn’t welcome at their shows. Nirvana and Bikini Kill used to do the same thing 30 years ago.

The character development in the good story was left out of the well directed funtime. I love the film, but can imagine it coming across as a bunch of daisy-chained boss fights it you didn’t read the comics first.

*farts*