#2 - Bates High School, a school with bullying so institutionalised that the protagonist burns it down
#4 - Vince Lombardi High, a school that’s basically run under a dictatorship so messed up that it, too, is razed with fire.

What is this, like, the fourth Ghostbusters reboot?

It’s standard practice for people that have vomited on themselves, or just had their kidneys stolen. Sometimes this can happen at the same party.

More like Jon’s Pert Weiner, amirite?

They’ve planned for 5 seasons, which seems a little long to me. Still hanging out for the next season tho.

Chasing that elusive direwolf demographic.

Never finished reading the comics. How much of the complete story does this season tell?

This is just taking precious funding from the Paulie’s Robot spinoff we’re all hanging out for. 

 I think it’s a consistent kind of farce humor. You know, like The Blob. The campy, 1958 debut of actor Steve McQueen, featuring a mysterious, growing amoeba that takes over a small Pennsylvania town. The key to The Blob is that it just never takes itself that seriously. I think I was inconsistent. 
-M.Night Shyamalan

Bob Denver was fairly well known for playing beatnik Maynard G. Krebs in Dobie Gillis initially. But yeah, he got pretty typecast after that.

You remember otherwise, but you peed your pants that day.

Not too late to swap out the CGI hulk for Lou Feringo in heels.

Classic. 10 points to Whiffendor

You also don’t need “a really great TV with surround sound”. Shit, there’s now a couple of generations out there happy to watch movies on their phone.  

jacks off weirdly -> jacks off “Weird Al”

Been really digging these recaps and all the explanations of cultural shit that’d otherwise go way over my head. Rad work, Sarah.

Stabbing demons.

Maybe it’s because I’m a sucker for slightly flat vocals, but the karaoke of “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” in Mr Robot ended up way less on the nose than it should’ve been.

Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to read this. Tim Berners-Lee wasn’t even born until 1988, ffs.

No biggie, they can just hire JJ Abrams to magically resurrect it in a sequel for no fucken reason.