Must’ve gotten a really early version of this, cos I’ve been flipping the board half an hour into the game for decades.

#JusticeForTrashWalker

Due to how slowly the series gets rolled out, I honestly can’t remember what my feelings have been towards Howard. I’m feeling kinda bad for him this season tho.

Pretty sure they showed him working at a chicken shop in one episode. That’d be a pretty neat fan theory otherwise.

So do these Roses by other names smell as sweet?

nailed it.

Don’t you remember the trailer?
*Single, over-reverbed note plays on piano
[slow, eery vocals] “I’m the bitch you hated, filth infatuated”
*camera zooms out to reveal an 8 year old girl

Making things into TV shows that didn’t need to be TV shows was literally the plot of Reality Bites.

Gremlins:Secrets of the Mogwai is coming to HBO this year.

That’ll help you relate. You can’t really know a character until you’ve run a mile in their shoes, screaming, while being chased by a knife wielding murderer.

I have a pretty dry sense of humour. It doesn’t always land well on the internet. Or off the internet for that matter.

I can barely remember a damn thing. I’ll watch it and all, but I’m going to spend 80% of the time going “Who are they? Oh, I think I remember”, which is really going to take the shine off whatever twists they have planned.

What’s really weird is that despite it being called “Perfect Day”, it’s generally used to soundtrack things that are actually far from perfect. Nice fucken worken, lazy dumbasses that couldn’t be bothered finding an appropriate song for the Trainspotting overdose.

Swayze’s played a Ghost before to acclaim, I don’t see why he can’t do it again. Show all these method-acting fucks what commitment to a role really is.

He can change a flat tire...HE’S ......MAN-MAN!

I have no desire to see this, but I also had no desire to watch “lolz douchebags amirite?:The Series” which turned out to be fantastic TV.  So I’m cautiously optimistic.

Go fuck another fish, asshole.

Quite the achievement. Robin Williams is notoriously hard to confuse these days.

“My cousin Brian is world famous for his mental ups and downs”.

They’re free to leave boats floating miles offshore anytime they want.