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Not with a couple of bamboo reeds shoved up his nostrils.

Christ this is terrible. Why the fuck would you strip the frivolity from the song and replace it with dreariness?

Risking potentially fucking up your career to try to hold people accountable for unsafe work practices/bad work environments is fucking awesome.

IsDavidDuchovnyLegalYet.com would’ve been a way less gross website.

Fun fact: Michelle’s diaper was used to hide that she was actually played by Ashley sitting on Mary Kate’s shoulders.

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Michelle Gomez has been absolutely killing it this season, and she has great chemistry with Rita. Not getting my hopes up, but I’d love for her to stick around.

Really? I’ve found it a wonderful return to form after having to suffer through a season of a whiny scared child. They swapped out the annoying kid for Michelle fucken Gomez, who’s consistently awesome in anything she’s in,and has excellent chemistry with Elastigirl. I’m worried that the Dada shit might get a bit…

I prefer fathers that didn’t write “American Pie”.

They’ve deleted comments of mine for pointing out that there’s dissonance between saying that discourse is letting everyone speak, and following it with the variety of situations in which they’ll dismiss comments for,  y’know, the greater good and shit.

I like Lawrence, but doing a performative on-camera spit take into a cup is so much her brand that I just assumed it was her.

Dammit, was just congratulating myself last night for finally giving up on Riverdale and ignoring the back end of the last season. But now they’re bringing in Sabrina, and they’ve finally gotten rid of that one boring-ass dickhead character...

“To me, that’s how the discourse is supposed to work. You say yours, I say mine.”

Nah, the Klones are garbage. You need Bill Finnegan’s magic diarrhoea-dodes for when you’re pushing it into overdrive.

“M*A*S*H* is the story of a man who’s constantly depressed because he saw a chicken die on a bus this one time”.
-Sammy B

Devil’s piss. 

They were mainly known as highly skilled knife-fighters tho.

Wendy’s Australia is a milkshake/ice-cream/donut chain. They do hotdogs too, but they barely qualify as a fast-food joint. Nobody really goes there, they just kinda exist in shopping centers, so it’s hard to imagine anyone having enough of an opinion on them to bother tweeting about.