wow…she looks really good for her age.

Wait…the elderly David Lynch is married to that twelve-year old girl in the last scene?

he'd be dead if he were black, and you all know it.

Piece of fucking garbage.

I was saying 'Woo-urns!'

…I hope we get the Beagle Boys.

Donald Duck is not a mallard for fucks' sake.

Scrooge apparently isn't rich enough for a smartphone?

Kinja is trash and inferior to Disqus in every way. This shows a serious disregard for what your commenters' preferences are, and they're the ones who keep your site functioning. Removing a user-friendly system we're all accustomed to and replacing it with difficult and ugly-on-the-eyes hot garbage is tantamount to…

Okay, I'm intrigued. *pulls closer to campfire, cringes at cracking branch in the woods*

"Ritchie was born on January 17, 1971, in Romeo, Michigan, to William "Bill" Ritchie, a car dealer who owned several local dealerships, and Susan Ritchie. He grew up on a six-acre estate[5] where Robert regularly helped pick apples and cared for the family's horses."

Did you just assume President Mindhive 17264's gender?

'Scream 2' is the best film in the series.

'Don't blame me, I voted for Mindhive'

Resisting the urge to change my username to 'President Mindhive 17264'

'The Rise And Fall Of The Third Reich' is my favorite chick-lit! So sassy and fun.

username-comment synergy.

If you grew up listening to German, maybe you mistake insanity for sonnets? I mean, listen to that language…

you don't need to mention Jesus. you can literally say 'I know nothing about Jesus', and if you hate the right groups of people enough, they'll claim you're a devout Christian anyway.

i just…can't even believe someone who wrote such things would ever hold a position higher than 'Animal Control Officer (part-time)'