*rimjob

-Stephen Sondheim

clever.

"You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should."

much of this is deliberate, you know.

Yeah, but…Kristen Wiig looping weird vocals on a microcassette, guys.

I know! I even surprise myself sometimes.

A lovely diverse array of meritless shitpuke.

Actually, it's pretty easy to not read it that way.

Tell All Your Friends has some bangers.

Jimmy Page's personal nadir.

i can't…i just…can't even…

Rush Limbaugh…weird beef.

I think Pitt's scene at the end of 'Se7en' is one of his finest moments, personally.

'Twin Peaks' has some insufferable fans.

Indeed. It's not like the show gave him super complex stuff to work with.

Exactly. It's meant to be sappy and a throwback. It's like the music in 'Rocky Horror'.

Thanks to Shelly, and it's heartbreaking to see that the woman who made him a good man has moved on to repeat her past mistakes (I mean, maybe Red's a good dude inside, and good to Shelly, but he's also in the drug business and all).

Mike is crafty, he'll find a creative way to getcha from beyond the grave

I have a permaboner for Lili Taylor, though…