nah, just Jared Fogle.

-Tobey MacGuire

The equivalent of getting a new kitten for your kid a week after your elderly dog went to 'live on a farm'.

'Do you guys take gold…bars?'

Laugh hard, it's a long way to the (Japanese mobile soul) bank.

The Longmont Potion Castle bit where he harasses these folks is classic stuff.

Donna died in James' bike accident, I'm betting.

or, y'know, serious mental illness issues.

must be nice to not have to understand a situation like this. i envy you.

and you'd be very wrong, but we love you anyway.

Somehow, I feel like the super-cheap look of The Return fits its sleaziness perfectly.

I am SO intrigued by whatever the fuck is going on with Candy.

She looked like she was breathing when he left her.

I really enjoyed this episode and thought it was stronger than a B. Really curious to see if there's a connection between Becky's husband and Gersten beyond fucking. Was also relieved to see the nice woman who witnessed Richard mowing down the kid is alive, though she seems badly hurt. Pretty obvious we were meant to…

Oh dear heart, i invented the 'reading comprehension' put-down while you were probably still pouring your emo soul onto LiveJournal templates and taping Linkin Park posters on your wall, so don't even.

i'd vote for that.

i've met a bevy of famous and semi-famous folks in my relatively short life, but somehow meeting Sgt. Slaughter was the highlight (he lives in and is from the little city I previously lived in and routinely signs autographs for the kids at the local Wal-Mart). Super nice dude.

unless you get the drop on the Drop Bear first.

Watching the first couple episodes of 'Ozark' to decide if I wanna continue, and wow…everything being blue is distracting as fuck.

you're being extremely judgmental.