why do trains need to die? :(

the most cartoonishly evil president of all time is busy destroying the planet? nah, we need to focus on whether white people are allowed to sell burritos and someone saying a word we don't like. very crucial stuff.

you forget that black people/women/LGBTQ people are inherently saintlike and above criticism, and that straight/white/cis/male people are inherently evil.

the left has begun to adopt the right's tactic of crying censorship whenever something they don't like happens, and it has terrifying implications for freedom of speech, especially when it comes to art and media. definitely the opposite of what liberalism means to me, and part of the reason why the far left is too…

well, score one for linguistic pedantry, i guess.

show us on the doll where peter boyle hurt you.

Hot. Get busy fappin' or get busy dyin'.

that's the problem, the far left is becoming indistinguishable from the far right at the worst possible time, all fucked up in its priorities and adopting fascist and frankly juvenile responses to trivial bullshit rather than focusing on the bigger picture.

real classy

consequences like the stifling of an expression of free speech? yeah, how silly of her, to expect that to be a constitutionally granted right in 2017 America…

Kathy, you did NOTHING wrong.

My computer-tech buddy once set my wife's Macbook up to play 'Surfin' Bird' endlessly on loop whenever she opened it up, with no way to stop it save crashing the whole laptop.

yeah, he's kinda just blowing his load early. like…'that's the joke'.

don't you DARE sully the good name of 'Stuck In The Middle With You' by comparing it to 'Smooth'.

^history's greatest monster

This story is so Saint Louisy. It's like peak STL.

if only gun owners were as skilled with a weapon in that situation as they imagine themselves to be in their endless Walter Mitty fantasies.

conservatives: confused on the whole 'right and wrong' thing since time immemorial.

sure didn't take long before you defaulted to a mental health insult. you're more than sad, you're predictable.

You're so deeply insecure, it makes me sad for you.