how long did it take you to cook up that particular slice of Clever Wit?

silly me, i forget appreciation of other cultures isn't allowed anymore. it's hard to adjust to the new fascism sometimes.

So much pithy self-regard, and yet a fundamental inability to perceive a calling-out of smug self-righteous judgment as anything but 'trolling'.

character assassination? that's a study in extremes, right there.

Whoa, that's quite the hefty backpedal you got there, tiger! Any more ten-dollar words to toss out so you can pantomime intellectual superiority to a complete stranger on the internet?

There's not a single Lynch film I have disliked, personally.

to show that human beings have sexual responses to stimuli, perhaps?

he probably hired them based on their talent, and not to fill an identity politics quota.

i wouldn't even bother. folks like this live to be outraged and offended.

Asian fetishism? Because Harry had a relationship with an Asian woman? You sound as disdainful of interracial relationships as a hard-right Republican. As for Hawk, you'd likely also complain if they NEVER mentioned his Native American ancestry.

The Shining and Eyes Wide Shut would be my two favorite Kubricks, although Paths Of Glory is close.

I love Patrick Fischler. Not just his incredible scene in Mulholland, but whenever he shows up in something.

Do you hope that you never see their faces outside of a dream?

Have you listened to The Air Is On Fire? It's one of my favorites.

Inland Empire was an obsession for me. I was in college when it came out and having a rough go of life, and obsessing over a Lynchian puzzle provided a noteworthy distraction.

And if you fix your attitude, you can ride along with me!

I suppose Twin Peaks is a world where no one is a sexual being who ever notices someone else's body?

You mean Jade has to give you two rides?

May the road rise up to meet your wheels.

Holy shit did he look like Johnny Cash, though.