Or perhaps 'resettled in the East'?

You're not punk and I'm telling everyone.

the reviewer desperately wants to apply emo to any genre imaginable to seem as broad-minded as possible.

emotions are scary, aren't they? probably best for you to cling to irony forever.

It seemed very important for the reviewer to signal how woke they are ("I listen to hip-hop!", "emo is no longer just about WHITE MALES"). An unfortunate trend in art criticism lately.

The answer is that Donald Trump is functionally retarded. And we're taking serious liberties with the term 'functional' here.

I'm still waiting for the 'Jeb Bush 2016 Presidential Campaign Porn Parody' entitled 'Please Fap'.

Pretension levels still at peak 2005 indie-goldrush levels, I see, Meloy.

Strike ANYWHERE, amirite?

Hard pass

"baby, what is you doin?"

I'm torn, I'm Natalie Imbruglia

*crosses legs to hide throbbing erection* Go on…

The Big Bang Theory should be designated as an actual form of cancer.

pg-13? ugh. you can't make a war movie with any kind of verisimilitude under those constraints. now i'm disappointed.

huh. i might have to drive up from memphis for that.

there's never enough love for Insomnia, though. Batshit Robin Williams vs. Scenery-Munching Al Pacino. And Nicky Katt making 'this guy' jokes. Great stuff.

nothing in this is gonna top the Dunkirk tracking-shot from Atonement, no way.

looks too shiny, somehow. needs more grit and verite.

what about a KISS FROM A ROOOOOOOSE?