you can't cram an 1100 page novel into a single film and have it not suck. It's physics.

One For The Road. They're both in the Night Shift collection.

it would be much better if they stayed faithful and did a one-off HBO series. that would give all the themes room to breathe. but nope!

So glad that another filmed version of one of my favorite novels is gonna suck this much. Cool!

*tips metal appendage*

dark!

Nah, this episode was way better than a C+

SOME -

Don't make me picture fucking a standard poodle, PLEASE

they could probably dispense with the 'Maniac', since it's implied by just calling it 'Cop'.

Making a Maniac Cop movie in times like these seems a little…redundant.

In 2002, according to the Wiki.

It is! You can't buy beasters if you try, it's so weird.

It felt good, didn't it, Ricky?

Thanks, I couldn't remember the exact details.

Nightmare was loosely based on a real trend of teenagers dying in their sleep (in Thailand, I think?). But that was a different time, and no one freaked out and got all over-sensitive about it.

It's been done a thousand other times and no one's been indignant about it.

Oh man, now that's gonna be stuck in my head. "Scratch the scandals in the twilight…"

Start reviewing The Path again, you hacks. Seriously.

I'm quite okay with being 'intolerant' of intolerance