make them funny, that'd be a good start.

No Liars? What in the actual fuck.

That happened with some diet Food Lion green tea at my house. A 12-pack literally sat in a corner of the kitchen gathering dust for five years until we moved.

Xanderpuss's posts usually evoke this reaction.

Definitely a solid film. But to me those opening fifteen minutes make one of the best opening credit sequences in film history. Still incredible over a decade later. Amazing what's happened to Snyder since.

If we're talking films where the opening scene towers over the rest of the film, the first fifteen minutes of 'Dawn Of the Dead '04' spring immediately to mind.

fields of straw-men billowing for miles.

another one taking a lot from an unserious comment. wow.

wow, sure taking a lot from my snarky unserious comment there, champ.

"…taking the Zoe Saldana career path of slathering herself in a primary color to play an inhuman warrior princess"

that's awful. people on both sides of the political spectrum seem to have zero tolerance these days for anyone who has even slightly varying views from their own, and they'll destroy you if they sense such variance. its creepy. the far-left continuously attacks their own numbers in a never-ending ouroborous of outrage…

Awww, but the witch hunt was just getting STARTED! *pouts*

Ate we so low on genuinely deserving underrated artists that we have to put on our Poptimism hats and pretend The Monkees werent total fucking tripe? Wow.

*curtsies smirkingly*

exactly. the last thing on planet earth i could give two tin shits about is people punching each other for money. but dude was good at it, and other things.

fuck sinatra. mediocre singer and a giant prick. hard pass.

i liked that, too. surely tempting to make the preacher a stock sleazy preacher type, but it's much better they made him an okay dude, i think.

I dug this. 'Silent Hill' vibes with the Rust Belt setting. Fugit's also always been underrated.

there are days i long for mania like someone longing for an ex-lover. mania is one of the best feelings in the fucking world. you feel fucking AWESOME.

shrug.