Edward Punchyhands?

You Don't Mess With The Zohan was…inspired…?

so true, you nailed it. *sigh*

Do Kentucky's teen pregnancy rates correspond to that question?

Any time I hear Neu's 'Lila Engel' I picture it scoring a slow-motion shootout in something like Pulp Fiction.

Absolutely!

i personally thought Jason Patric would melt in such a warm, humid climate, 'Speed 2' notwithstanding.

You'd think there would immediately be an orientation procedure upon being woken up. But no, because less 'drama' then, I guess. *fart*

HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCKADOODIE CAR

investing in Djimon always pays dividends!

i'm a star! I MADE IT MA!

She's really slutting it up over at Hulu these days, so it's fine.

*Cecilia Ernie Ball stands quietly to object*

I so liked the sound of Colonel Angus, but I guess I could give Enil Angus a try…

Thanks For Fucking Up My Tuesday With Tears, Internet

Okay, no kidding, I totally thought Dan Rather was dead and this was a sketch or something as part of GJI.

pick it up, pick it up!

Milton is back!

Exactly. Why get your revenge immediately and go to jail when you know you can get revenge CONSEQUENCE-FREE if you're just a little more patient?

Was that Yertle The McConnell at the end there? Fitting.