Oh I know openers are often received badly, but these people seemed surprised that an opener was a thing.

So in the wacky universe this show takes place in, people go to shows not knowing about the concept of opening bands?

We seriously did the 'I'm going to nervously explain personal particulars about my children to the people taking them' scene? Wow…that's like the oldest scene schematic ever in existence.

When I fired up the ole VidBull tonight for this week's installment of The Walking Dead: Port of Call, I sure didn't expect to see Jared from Rectify and HM Tilford from There Will Be Blood in one place! Nor did I expect the use of a Songs: Ohia song!

starring Shit Emoji!

Aaaaaaaand that last paragraph effectively dashed all hope for this. :(

Pedant's Corner: The lyric from 'Between The Bars' is 'People you've been before that you don't want around anymore.'

I'M BAKING MUFFINS ASBESTOS I CAN!

i can count to purple backwards!

wave-o-babies!

Blinding VOIP!

The other videos of his from around then - 'Love Letter' and 'Cunningham Muffins' are also worth a chuckle or ten.

Oh man, Teen Girl Squad was the best thing ever.

A COMPUTER AND A CAR! THANKS MOM AND DAD!

Oh, bythewaybetch…FUCK YOU!

The fact that they even thought this was ever a good idea shows a serious disconnect between their corporate infrastructure and the actual business of movies and those who love them.

If there's anyone I trust about the inherent value of art, it's that fratty-looking douche up there.

Because how dare artists be rewarded with compensation for their work? The nerve!

What a twist!

How do you surprise a trilogy of books?