I’m in my 30s and although I love a good croptop, my staples are:

Wanted to third TVViewer and CorporalTrim’s suggestions. I’m 37 this year and I got fed the fuck up with clothing that’s uncomfortable and shoes that hurt. I shop exclusively secondhand, like consignment or thrift, then spend money having the clothing tailored to my shape. Once I decided what my personal style was, I…

Until your hair goes completely gray I don’t think you have to worry about being age appropriate. People can't tell and don't care how old you are as long as you are decently covered. But for what it’s worth, I think the best way to “dress your age” is to make sure your shoes and accessories are of the highest…

Step up to jeans, fun shirt, comfy shoes. And don’t worry about age. I’m 53 and not ready to start worrying about whether what I wear is age appropriate (although I do actively like loose linen things so maybe the target marketing is working ;-) ).  Age is meaningless beyond being at a point in your life when you can…

Get items of clothing that fit you well. That you feel you look good in.

Is anybody else living in oppressive heat? I feel so bad for my air conditioner right now...

Same.  And I hear it multiple times each day.  

*shrug*

With these stories, or basically any story involving anything people do, it is key to remember what works for some does not have to work for all.

The penalty for stealing The Good Chair should always be the True Death.

Leaving this here as an important reminder.

My strategy, since college, is not to buy one and avoid all large bodies of water.

Farts. The original bath bomb.

This works, too.

Here’s my thing with pranks. They’re best when they’re confusing, reversible, tedious, and/or absolutely pointless. Elaborate preferred, but optional. Nothing should be damaged, and no one should cry.

Other people have listed some better kid examples, but consider: filling a room with balloons. emptying their dresser/cl…

You know, it’s possible to acknowledge that a thing may not be right for everyone, but isn’t a bad thing in and of itself. I feel like weddings and associated topics get shit on like this on Jez a LOT, and it bugs me. No one should feel obligated to buy a ring, and no one’s relationship is invalid without one, but my…

As someone who was voted 2nd ugliest girl in the 5th grade in a slam book, I am VERY proud of these girls not taking this shit. I’m 44 and STILL get cranky about it every now and again.

I just re-listened to Deathly Hallows and it’s SO clear that the entire venture would have flopped in the first two hours if not for Hermione’s preparations and skills. And in the end she’s just rewarded with....Ron.

At the end of this whole thing, Cassie will grudgingly get together with Colton, likely with some financial inducement by ABC so she gives the show its “fairy tale” ending.

I’m super late once again, so no one will see this, but: I got a job!