I’m sure they thought the same thing about many rides at various theme parks that have killed a surprising number of people over their lifetimes. Disney Land filled a small graveyard all by itself.

Meanwhile, over at Conan’s original Carpool Karaoke. (the much more authentic one)

It looks like caramel corn, and now I want to eat the Sun.

“You know what the world needs, a black version of New Kids On The Block”

I have always said Martin is Black Seinfeld and Living Single is Black Friends.

This right here. The Impossible burgers that I grill up at home are absolutely decedent. The ones that Burger King makes are somehow utterly tasteless.

All of society operates under the hypnosis of social conditioning and it limits there imagination, insight, intuition, creativity. Our vision. Inspiration. Everything that we value as humans is limited by social conditioning.

and is “nebulous” a big fancy word even?

Trader Joe’s is just Aldi for hipsters.

Interesting. Maybe the solution is for Amazon to litter the empty aisles with sketchy third party vendors selling knock-offs and expired product?

I’m not shopping a place that profits on low wages and absurd working condi....oh wait

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Only if you think that Jimmy Fallon would be better if he were even needier for attention 

You’re correct, my bad. I’ll go with watery tart, then.

What the hell are regionals?

Hopefully this means Hulu will have more resources to resurrect Lodge 49!

Come on, they are happy to clear you of the dead aliens ghosts that make you feel victimized and only for $250k.

“Justice” means whatever we want it to mean, so there’s no reason “just compensation” has to mean “whatever Towers Watson determines the highest bidder would ask for”.

SNL used to be raw! remember the mailbox sketch?

If you had a popular sketch show on TV that you knew the President watched, wouldn’t you try to write some better jokes?