After taking part in the Hajj (where he ate, slept, prayed next to White men), Malcolm X said the problem isn’t the White man. The problem is the White man’s system, i.e. capitalism (Malcom X’s solution was Islam. Maybe. I’ll let you be the judge of that).

Once again, “when you are accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression” has been proved true. Keep it coming, old white men.

Former Green Beret Highly Skilled at Difficult Extractions

Who needs friends when you have plenty of weapons and other peoples children to fight your battles.

I see that we killed some people, apparently with full knowledge that there would be retaliation, and that once the dust clears and more people are dead, we’ll have achieved nothing for the people of the region, the United States, or the world.

Or just maybe both of these can be simultaneously true?

Ah, there it is. Fuck yeah! Saddam, you are dead motherfucker, don’t mess with US!!! Also dead: tens of thousands of American and allied soldiers, hundreds of thousands of Iraqi soldiers, hundreds of thousands Iraqi civilians, not to mention the countless lives altered by physical and mental maiming. Fuck yeah!

Dude, don’t you know the rules? Before you can criticize a blatant, aggressive, overt plainly reckless act of war, you have to spend 1-2 dozen words explaining how you understand Iran is bad and the guy who died was bad, or else you are a terrorist sympathizer who hates The Troops. 

We need like eleventy billion more of these and exactly zero more movies where the magical negro makes white people feel good about themselves by forgiving the racist who treated them like shit.

Exactly the extra service in first class cost the airline a good deal of money, hence the increased cost. Coffee in a real porcelain cup, hot towels, and overcooked turkey burgers have a real cost.

I think this is the root issue, it’s not just a seat - there’s better accomodations and amenities that were not paid for and it’s harder to police who has the actual ticket and who is freeloading.

“Christians” hate it when they are told the simple fact that they are not acting like Christians.

What we should consider doing is requiring all police officers to carry personal “malpractice” insurance. That would force the police officers to have a financial stake in their actions. If an officer was regularly paying out for improper actions or brutality, it would be more expensive for them to stay on the force…

Obviously Garrett came first, being the only black cast member in the original ensemble.

Just have them read Transmetropolitan and copy all the jokes relating to the Smiler. Pete basically is the Smiler in real life. 

He’s a fucking moron. The fact that he is an evil moron surrounded by evil and slightly smarter people makes him dangerous.

“elitist liberal wing of evangelicalism”

Gods who act foolishly and are flawed is how people thought of them in many places and for thousands of years before the idea of one God arose.There are blue Hindu gods why not an American one.. Believing in an infallible God is just a belief. The universe as we know it seems full of flaws and the God/gods who made it…