Oh no, how will racists signal themselves to other racists, while clumsily gaslighting everyone else that it “stands for heritage, not racism”?!?!

NOOOOO! God, WHY?

This model might work but one thing makes me doubt it.

Literally the only living people of color in the movie are depicted as savage and uncivilized. Or really awesome at (inaccurate) martial arts but mindlessly violent and provincial.

Counterpoint:

Haha the FDA...bunch of fucking losers, who use science barely more advanced than Victorian era “galvanism” and “phrenology.”

It’s SPACE MEAT!!! Ok, lacking the technology of SPACE MEAT!!! McDonald’s just uses old napkins.

Apparently the first batches of Frankenberry were colored with the wrong type of red color, and the kids who ate it pooped pink. The parents’ alarm at pink poop was such that they had to take a break from functional alcoholism, Lude popping, key parties, and half-assed parenting, and actually DO something!

Oh yeah, I like you. You’re on my team with dudebra.

He DIDN’T kill his WIFE!

The more I see of the new The Batman’s cowl, the more I think it’s just a slightly modded The Daredevil cowl from season 2 and 3. They both have the blank, but slightly cherubic, expression on the faceplate.

Yeah, and I feel like their version will still be superior. Even as a ghost/memory/revenant/PROBLEM, Jonas Sr is as well characterized as we could want.

Hence my ambivalence.

Well I hope you don’t blame the kid version of you.

They’re made of ground up newspapers, pig saliva, and chocolate flavor.

Feels more like “Taking a few laps around the bottom.”

....Brang it.

Much better! (Italian chef’s kiss)

Looks cool, kind of an armored-up version of the Adam West/Batman 66 cowl.

When Jimmy Fallon wins, we all lose.