They started it.

Would not even be the 1st time someone inappropriately tried to fist fight with me because I work at Trader Joe’s.

Sorry kiddies, I have 15 years in the hole at TJs, and I’ve got the literal scars to prove it.

It was. WF and Trader Joe’s has made a ton of money from the image that they treat their workers well, but have not for years. They’ve saved even more in marketing costs; if people think the employees are well treated they feel better, negating the need for marketing people to trick consumers in other ways.

Oh, so you’ve been to Trader Joe’s?

Sounds like something Howard Moon would say.

They’re this close!

We didn’t need the old one. JLo with 90's eyebrows and Ice Cube without cool one-liners.

Hooray!!!

So, a rich guy got convicted and sentenced...he must have screwed over other rich people. It seems that’s the only way they can get jammed up in this country.

Just be sure to announce your love of fascism loudly, in mixed company, and often. we’d appreciate that.

Wait, is it SERIOUSLY only $250K?!?!?!?! I gotta get in on that shit! From my experience, you can’t put a price on dead alien ghost influence removal, especially when done by a legitimate religion NOT started by a speedfreak scifi hack failure who looks like a slightly more sinister John Madden.

One: the Quibi business and content model was exactly a shitty idea by Will Arnett’s character on 30 Rock. Exactly. “Oh, thanks, PHONE!”

As with literally every industry, tech should pay 100% of the surplus value of one’s labor, minus a modest amount to pay upper management. I’ll table the “upper management is redundant, useless, and eminently fire-able” element for later.

I have a friend who told me his mom watched American Ninja with him because she was into Michael Dudikoff in a barely appropriate way.

That’s some stupid shit to say, my dude. I don’t want to step on your “coming out moment” as a shallow, trifling jerk. Maybe think before you speak (assuming that will help)?

No. She’s bearing the brunt of scorn from loser self-destructors, and being the face of the movement to push back. There are plenty of others in the fight.

Why does this kid have to do all the heavy lifting? This is stupid. We are letting a single young woman fall on this hand grenade basically all alone, and it sucks.

It depends, if the crossover happened on DCU, it would be sublime. On CW it would be substandard. By that, I mean that CW shows are CW-ey and I’m used to that. LOT is the least CW-ey, psycho puppets and such, but still. The Doom Patrol would be really tame and scaled back if they were on the CW. That’s a dealbreaker…

Is it Adam Levine? It’s Adam Levine, isn’t it? I hope it isn’t, because I’d settled in nicely to hating his guts. That weaselly rat face lil creep taking the bus might lessen the hate.