Why take trucker speed, when he has his scumbag doctor giving him Adderall?

Chris Rock gets a conditional pass, the rest can kick rocks. I was dragged to too many Sandler movies on dates, the dude is too lazy and mediocre to be that rich.

Well, yeah. They’re on an all expenses paid family vacation, where they “work” with their friends, make lazy (and overwritten) jokes, and ogle Salma Hayek. They’re getting paid to be as lazy as Sandler is all the time.

Jeepers, and people look at me like I’m crazy when I say I hate the rich.

Star for Snake! SnakeStar! Also, I heard he was dead? At least taller than that...

“Oh! Poor us! Those are precious commodities, and we must keep those freeloading poors from enjoying them, even if they get no use and turn no profit!”

They make the coffee with the same water from the bathroom you’re told not to drink. One piece of corporate propaganda I follow: don’t drink water from the bathroom sink.

I guess I’m the only one who groks your mouth music. Publicly owned airlines could be fucking phenomenal. Keep the capitalists out of it, and there’s little reason (other than fuel costs) it couldn’t be much better and nicer to fly.

Whatever you say ‘Stove’.

If it makes you feel better, there’s been years and years of white boys quoting certain Chris Rock stand-up bits. They’ve laid tons of covering fire for you. Michael Scott on the Office alone probably gets you out of the hot seat forever.

I love that song to this day, as well as Eddie’s reggae song “Kill the White People”. Regressive as fuck, but damn satisfying.

Since this will be read by fans, I actually know Brent Jennings (super fucking cool), Sonya Cassidy (she’s a cute nerd irl), and David Ury (nice dude), as they shop at my job. I will relay nice things you all say about them and the show. Brent is a seasoned pro so he’ll be ok but I know he liked being Ernie. David…

Sky High was really good! It was stacked with comedy ringers, and the kids in the lead roles were great. I think I saw Braun in like a monster mashup movie with Bob Odenkirk, and he kind of had the same schtick going on, nervous but capable.

Cousin Greg?

Probably? If I wanted to go after him for that, I’d be swamped, because tons of influential directors and actors defended Polansky. People we know who should know better.

Jeff Winger blazed a trail for you “Five Head-ers” so why you gotta turn on your own. HEY, Big 4 Heads R PPL 2

Oh yes, a LOT. For a few salads, smoothies, and sides, I spent hundreds. I think that’s why British Colombia has been a huge source of good weed: the cheap hydroelectric power.

Ooh, bad news: we are all corruptible by power. Every last one of us.

This kind of “thinkpiece” is just trucking more dirt in to further muddy the waters. True, a lot of us leapt to defend our choices, and people like Scorsese def have a right to their opinion (except Francis Ford Coppola, because he propped up that pedophile Victor Salva for years, so fuck him). But the truth is that…

Power corrupts.