Oh yes, a LOT. For a few salads, smoothies, and sides, I spent hundreds. I think that’s why British Colombia has been a huge source of good weed: the cheap hydroelectric power.

Ooh, bad news: we are all corruptible by power. Every last one of us.

This kind of “thinkpiece” is just trucking more dirt in to further muddy the waters. True, a lot of us leapt to defend our choices, and people like Scorsese def have a right to their opinion (except Francis Ford Coppola, because he propped up that pedophile Victor Salva for years, so fuck him). But the truth is that…

Power corrupts.

Your recollection is pretty far from a researched fact. Or a lazily Googled 10 seconds of research.

There are tons, they’re just one-sided. 30 cops, one unarmed person.

Most police traffic incidents are the cop’s fault. They drive like psychos. Plus, they have advanced safety equipment on their vehicles. If they get hurt badly, that’s got to be a statement on how recklessly they were driving in the first place.

Oh, jeez. Growing vegetables and fruits hydroponically is way more expensive and more work than most of us are probably willing to tolerate. Growing your own food indoors is really cool, it’s just a lot more work and cost. This is all assuming you’re using an adequate amount of artificial light and any of the various…

That seems physically, mathematically, impossible. That’s negative talent, as in he made everyone else in the room less talented by proximity. Wait, so you were right.

No, this article was about SNL. “Fresh” “original” “integrity” “Kids in the Hall still makes it look REALLY bad” don’t apply to SNL.

Odds are also good that he would utter “Bah!” as it happened.

Whatever, it’s all about his bullshit gangster accent in Mickey Blue Eyes.

I don’t think Snyder fans are capable of admitting failure, or anything negative at all when it comes to mediocre middle-aged adolescent semi-sociopaths failing upward.

Yes.

Whew.

Am I the only one who thinks the twins in the picture look like Traci Lords? Maybe mixed with a little bit of “Missy/Mom” from Bill and Ted, but, yeah.

That was a lot of words to say, “Um, actually...”

There was a Ralph’s in West Hollywood that had a climbing wall right outside (as of 2000, I think the strike in 2002 killed it). It was my local Ralph’s so it was generally mundane to me, but every once in a while I would wonder why the property owner was cool with this liability wall.

Riveted.

You’re probably one of those people who answer product questions on Amazon with: “I don’t know, I don’t own this product, so I can’t give you an answer.”