Nice pivot there. Dogs could hear your whistle miles away.

Fuck the fucking rich.

I bet the even players being turned away was charming, because I imagine most things being charming in a Scottish accent.

Cash the checks from Lyft first, shill. Looks like they don’t do right by their independent contractors, including people like you.

That’s still on?! Wow! So wait, Fox will cancel anything quickly, and FX will keep shows on life-support forever? Can I go to the reality where the Patrick Warburton Tick show was on FX, please? More specifically, the one where he still voices Brock Sampson, as normal, but also plays the Tick for 15 seasons.

“Can Jesus microwave a burrito SO hot, that even he can’t eat it?”

$185K+ zero emissions vehicle; so the rich fucks of the world can screw up the environment in slightly different ratios. Porsche for the win.

How about we call Aquaman “White Fish”?!

That’s nothing. There’s tons of nerds, and more than a few nerd sites, and Zack Snyder himself, banging the drum for the fucking Snyder Cut. It’s practically a cottage industry for ScreenRant and ComicBook dot com...

Golly, it’s almost as if royalty is a childishly stupid institution, and exposes the even greater stupidity of government as a whole. I guarantee that most politicians and “leaders” are just as fucked up and corrupt as Prince Pedo, and what we’ve seen so far is the tip of the iceberg.

I am so tired of that gaudy, tacky, irrelevant ponce cashing in on the one hit he had decades ago.

It sounds like the Descent, but less plausible.

Is this the one where the trainer drops coconuts on his stomach and stretches his legs brutally fast and wide? Good lord.

Is it the Native American casino episode?

God, that is inspiring.

Simpsons or Futurama?

Right, and we, as guys, feel left out. I want to spend my rich fuck monies on jade butt eggs and crystal peehole spikes or whatever.

Pretending to be a good person when you’re a small-minded bigot is hard fucking work, dude.

Maybe they make them go through reverse-Tummo meditation, where instead of melting a block of ice with their butts, they just wear a cumbersome costume in the green hell of an inferno that is Florida.

She needs a bitchy Ondine-style hanger-on to roast her for the poor little rich girl shit, I Shot Andy Warhol style.