Hey, class traitor, are you getting paid for defending Amazon on message boards, or just doing it for free?

You still shop at Amazon?

I love this kind of stuff!!! Matthew Joseph Peak is mainly who I know by name because he did the Nightmare on Elm Street poster. This is one trend from the 80s that I wish would return. In the 90s the Scream headshot collage trend pretty much wrecked movie posters. It’s still kind of a thing, as far as I know.

Enjoy the haircut, Nazi

Yawn. You really going to defend a corporation for free?

lol didn’t they basically do that with Zack Snyder? At least Michael Bay doesn’t try to be pretentious with his TV commercial director sensibilities. OTOH imagine Michael Bay having done DC movies instead of Transformers back in 2007. We would have had a stammering jackass Shia LeBeouf as Barry Allen. Yikes.

That’s a good start.

It’s called Stockholm Syndrome, and if that’s not good enough, you’re a Quisling. Fuck off.

Well, there would have been the lingering possibility that it *might* be good, which would have allowed us false hope. This way, we know for certain that it will suck. David Goyer, merciful angel of suck.

Gizmo Begins.

Oh. There it is.

Absolutely true, and sometimes it still happens after they’re long dead.

Boo! Get off the stage! You’re not funny!

I figured she would riff, old school, like, “Is that a lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?”

Wait, Carnivale is coming back?! Since when?

The Gemini Man staring Ben Murphy. It got cancelled after a few episodes, and they clumsily edited two episodes into a TV movie that ended up on MST3K. That is easily one of the best MST3K episodes ever, so just work backwards from that, and BAM! You will own the internet AND take back the night.

Nobody loves you and you’re going to die alone. No one will remember you when you’re dead, and nobody cares about you now.

Legislative change, or, you know, not supporting the business model that lets tech bro fucknuts to get rich from poor people’s economic hardship. Tip the workers in cash only (boo hoo I don’t like cash, but I hate ripping people off just little more). Then loudly muscle the companies into acting right with boycotts or…

Now, you are talking my language.

You don’t want to know the filthy, wonderful, filthy times they have to precipitate all the hats dropping. You just don’t.