I prefer the term “Bruxist American”

...Aaah! There’s a joke about two streams of vastly overpaid and overindulged mediocrity re-joining, I just know it. But dunking on SNL and Sandler is too easy, and hell, maybe his mediocrity re-combining with theirs will create a new super-mediocrity that blinds us all with it’s dullness.

He’s too lazy. I imagine he’s much less popular now, but also Sandler wanted to take a vacation to New York, because that dude don’t work unless it’s on vacation.

he becomes the Joker not because of a single bad day, or a fall into a chemical vat, but he is instead driven to become the Joker through the accumulation of many disappointments and pains and losses.

Wait a few years til popular anger with the rich spreads like a plague. Then you’ll see rich idiots like Green Day denounce the rich faster than their tongues can move across their expensive dental implants.

Jesus Christ. Fucking rich idiots.

Eh, Nebula is a pretty formidable fighter, having been trained by Thanos. Also, she yelled at Sakarans very well in GotG. I’d say she’s as useful as Clint. And Rocket is at least as good an engineer (not inventor, necessarily) as Stark. Stark would have taken longer to engineer the prison break, maybe Stark could have…

Ugh. This fuckin guy.

The Bushes, yes. Bush 1 fucked Iraq for at least 50 years, killed thousands of civilians, Dubya has killed hundreds of thousands in his wars, and hastened this country’s descent into fascism to safeguard corporate profits. That’s ignoring the recessions and extreme hardships they’ve dumped on the majority of the…

Yeah, what an outrage.

Whining about this shit is now Zack Snyder’s full-time job. With a side gig of luxuriating in his weirdo fanboys’ undue praise.

All I remember from the first Nuke Em High was the boner, the theme song (did we ever figure out what *was* going on at Nuke Em High?), and that it wasn’t very good. I still like the theme song tho

Lol I’ve done both. I worked at a second-run theater in a Detroit suburb. Generally, yes, weed is better. But this was Chicago weed, which was trash. I’m friends with her now, but that GF was not great, and her parents being there made it even worse. Really cramped my drug-and-drinking binge I’d been cultivating to…

Were you wearing wraparound shades and baggy jeans, while wondering where the current season of Shasta McNasty was going next?

Nah, it was the Y2K what got us.

Millar is more or less the liberal leaning Frank Miller. Every character is a cynical piece of shit with little to no redeeming or relatable qualities. His run on The Authority was absurd and nasty. And he can’t not make the Avengers trash people, even the fake Avengers in Authority.

He’s Michaeling down everyone’s Vincents in Heaven now.

I’ve been boycotting Motley Crue and Nikki Sixx for decades and I didn’t even know it.

He did die. It didn’t take. And those pricks got a hit song out of it.

Scotch and milk. That’s the most haunting thing about that movie. Besides maybe seeing Stephen King almost naked.