It’s called Google, Einstein. JFC

...you gaslighting, condescending motherfucker.

Collies are crazy AF

For God’s sakes, let the damn bear enjoy something for once in it’s life. In the spirit of Mexican Mother’s Day.

This thread just turned my day around for the better. But the real crime is that the cone wasn’t dipped in strawberry and covered with multicolored jimmies...like they are for bears in the wild.

That would be a bloodbath. The American cops would see the Toronto cops’ guns, panic, and open fucking fire. Panicky, mindless, soulless bullies.

You’ll be receiving a letter from the lawyers of Ass and Umption. James Urbaniak recorded his lines for Season 7 last year. That means we will get more VB right around 2020. Ffffffuck.

Hard pass.

Dude, just stop. Spencer is a Nazi. There is no good in a Nazi. Humanity? Maybe. But not good. They can be allowed to live but if you align yourself with explicitly racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-trans ideology, you’re on your own from human society. These people are not to be tolerated. These people are not to be…

Seems like a pretty lateral move, all things considered. Both have more than their share of racist fuckwits.

ONE! Red shoe...

In case you were running low on reasons to hate rich preening idiots who delight in mocking the poor.

Maybe The_Colonel is an old-school purist, and only calls everything “Marvel” Timely Comics? The TCU, Timely Animation, Timely Studios, Timely Cinematic Universe. Timely Bullpen. Timely No-Prize. Merry Marching Timely Society. Captain Timely. Time-Lee (The Kree guy).

I’m sorry, Michael Cera has kinda grown into a “weaselly pimp” look, which, while fine for his life and career, only barely works for George Michael. I’m glad that Alia Shawkat and Mae Whitman turned out to be the more interesting actors. Green Room is probably one of my favorite movies of the last 20 years.

They nominated Dredd?! Cool!

“Oh my God,” Bernie’s voice quivers. “After all this time, I just had a realization...BLACK PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO!!!!”

...what?

Who’s DJ Khaled?

Yeah, this was back when columnists inserted the personalities into the articles, I assume Hunter S. Thompson had some influence on that trend? I am not impressed, with either, anymore. Having seen how irrelevant magazines like Rolling Stone, Esquire, and the like have become, anyway. The author came off as…

He slept under some cars. Like a cat.