I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw the 90s trend of 30s superheroes; it’s the perfect example of Hollywood execs getting the wrong take. They saw Batman make money, so, instead of seeing that legit comic book movies are what we wanted, they interpreted the success as “Those 30s heroes are boffo with the kids! Let’s…

I watched an episode while trying to come down from mushrooms. It didn’t go well.

Nah he wasn’t using the blaccent, because it was white people that owned and ran the place. I just didn’t like the look of him, and I was afraid I’d start making unflattering references to Higher Learning. and Zebrahead, too.

I ran into Rappaport at our weed spot in West Hollywood. Either he dialed his blaccent back so as to not break the owner’s brain with his “def-ness” or the motherfucker doesn’t actually talk like that. They offered to introduce me to him. I declined. Some things can’t be fixed by weed, you know?

Racist slurs > Engineering Knowledge.

Excuse me; that’s highly offensive. The Bushes have servants for that, even in Hell (GHWB has a summer place there). They don’t make their own beds like *poors* or *disadvantaged-s* like us, OK?

And sometimes, they’re straight up imperious, lazy trash.

Yup, it felt familiar.

By current standards, I’m personally so far-left, I’m a ghost.

Union gal! All right! You should picket those scabs Melania and Louise Linton back to their skank...holes? Dens? Skank warrens?

Easy: they’ll have the people who are incarcerated for weed grow and harvest the weed (in the hot sun, with no hats, heads, totally exposed...wear your hats!), then plant (no puns) some of that weed on the inmates, then roll their sentence over to stealing weed.

I hate it when eurotrash skanks sneak into our country and steal trophy wife positions with disgusting old rich fucks. There are perfectly good skanks born and bred, right here in the good old U S of A.

Sabrina Claudio looks like a little girl who got into mommy’s make-up. After dumpster diving at Forever 21.

I was always sold on the idea that we are supposed to actively try to get better as we get older. I mean, I’m not dumb, that rarely happens (and if it does, they don’t STFU about it; yeah we know you’re taking yoga, Betty, that’s great) but this woman seems to want to get worse. Then again, her kids were trash. Just…

I’d say it rarely means smart. I think there might be like a couple dozen smart, in a supervillain kind of way, rich assholes. Those are the ones closest to having their hands on the tiller of society. Most rich people are fatuous and indolent to an absurd degree. As far as I’m concerned, they’re all criminally…

Denise Crosby was pretty terrible in Pet Sematary. But we’re kind of spoiled for choices; the 80's is covered in a cocaine-and-wine-cooler vomit sheen of Stephen King cash-ins. Robert Hays kind of sucked in Cat’s Eye. Drew Barrymore phoned it in on that one, but who could blame her? She was blasted out of her gourd on…

Oh fuck, you’re right. There’s going to be another Zelda. No, they’ll screw it up.

Must be the judo. Or the supervillain-level machinations.

My man was much more motivated than the article intoned. You’ll notice, tho, that The Root has the courage to print Vince’s words. Both are cool in my book. That young woman? Not as much.

I’m trusting your assessment, because I do not fully get the rush to protect corps. I like what I like, too, but motherfuck brand loyalty. Caping-ass motherfuckers.