It’s called a right for reason. This guy was exercising his right. Turns out, the judge relented and was forced to agree.

This article is EASILY the best take on this NYT shitshow. Did everyone running the NYT lose their entire fucking minds, or can this be fixed by smacking some damn sense into them? Inquiring minds want to know.

LOL That picture is awesome! Thank you!

Orange Slice AND Lemon-Lime Slice were amazing! I got excited til I read the LaCroix knockoff shit. Fuck.

Eh, her dad was a property developer; they probably had it retrofitted. I doubt that trash ever experienced a day of discomfort or any problems us poors have. But a lot of castles are pretty awful, as you say. I don’t give a shit when it comes to Linton; it’s not the castle she came from, it’s the dungeon where…

Tina Yothers? Hey, man, no one saw that coming.

The GOP stand with women, absolutely. As long as they’re hot. And blonde. But Hope Hicks is brunette, but she’s still hot. So her too. But then again, she’s kinda thinking for herself, finally, so fuck her. So, the GOP stands with hot blondes, as long as they don’t think to much, get uppity with, or backsass the…

The picture for this article makes Pence look kinda like Cancer Boy from Kids in the Hall, with whomever is behind him pushing his wheelchair.

There totally are. I am not negating or minimizing those brave souls. There’s black folks, Latinx folks like a mug, Asian folks, it’s just, you go there, and...it’s sparkling fucking white. Wypipo from Minnesota come in from a snowstorm, after eating white rice and white fish, and doing a bleach load, and they’re…

LOL ew no just off camera and in the movie. Yes to Donna Dixon in the 80s, NO to Chevy Chase naked, ever. Dan Ackroyd just wanted a crack (not IRL and off camera) at Vanessa Angel. She’s great in Kingpin, but her silent idiot hot Soviet chick in Spies Like Us...You know what, I respect her for mind, thank you.

I...love you. That was great.

Cops and Robbersons. Man of the House. Nothing But Trouble. Nothing But Trouble. The only reason anyone should see that is to see Tupac for 5 seconds. I saw that shit with my dad in the theater. “Dad, why does his nose look like a dick?”

Crying, with a tight-ass flat top?

That took a minute to fit in my tiny brain. Utah. Honoring a black woman. Who was insanely smart and capable, yes, but still. Go Utah. Even though SLC is easily the whitest city I’ve seen.

Dude, take the compliment and run. Chevy Chase was up to his chin dimple in ankle back in the day. Sometimes he even saw some of that ankle over the larger piles of cocaine he blew his way through. Just watch Spies Like Us, where he’s just starting to be over the hill, and his buddy Ackroyd still let him bang his…

C’mon, that wasn’t any damn weed. He had some kind of episode from an undiagnosed mental condition. I’m not an expert in being nuts or smoking weed, but I’ve extensively researched both topics under rigorous circumstances. Then again, brother lives in Wisconsin, which is enough to drive anyone crazy. Damn, though.

(Insert gif of Lance Reddick tripping on LSD on Fringe. Convincingly.)

Fair enough. My people just seem less nervous here. But I guess that would be solving *your* problem vs. solving *the* problem. I like clouds and stuff, too, (and weather in general), but the sun helps with depression. Chicago and Detroit? 30 years of nope.

Smack that bullshit smirk off of your face, punk. Rrrr.

Zing!