+1 thought that I couldn’t quite articulate this effectively

They’re lowering their value even less to make sure Hogan takes a little as possible

This is one goddamn sentence...

Why does Deadspin intentionally provide such shitty soccer coverage?

No, Billy is just a hack

Your writing style is so maddeningly juvenile and your tone so wildly inconsistent that it had become impossible to distinguish between snark and sincerity.

Is the player particularly dickish about it? Is the hype obnoxious? It just has a little bit of meanness feeling to it.

Isn’t that like the Lakers winning a gold medal?

That’s because nobody on this site actually knows anything about soccer

The tone of American soccer coverage here is so obnoxious. Most of the time there’s not even a point of view or an argument. It’s just cheap disdain for the sake of cheap disdain.

Deadspin still hasn’t even mentioned the names Christian Pulisic or Cameron Carter-Vickers as far as I can tell.

I follow football intermittently recently... This article feels like a joke, but I’m not getting it. Could someone talk me through where the snark is and why it is going this way? Is he dogging this player, this club, MLS, or what?

Ho, got em.

rather than giving the American his first of what will likely be a couple hundred caps for Chelsea

Have you ever been to Gawker? Almost everything on here is poached after becoming popular on another site a few days prior. That’s what happens when all the good writers leave and you still need some kind of content to create adspace on. No worries, Hulk Hogan will be rectifying the problem in short order. The whole…

You missed an entry for Hillary

Dudes don’t normally tear dudes down for being more attractive from what I’ve seen. Maybe allegations of steroid abuse from schlubs, but the difference between like what people tweet at Stephen Amell and like Caity Lotz is a huge vast gap.

On one hand, that dick got what he deserved. What if there had been a legit reason for the front car to slow down?

I dunno man. Isn’t this EXACTLY why you brake-check someone? :)