You can’t be offside in your own half.

So the lesson he was taught is that watching women’s soccer is a form of punishment?

Nah, that’s how Euro soccer players look all the time. Also, it conveys the fact that he actually doesn’t give a fuck and is going on a date afterwards with his supermodel WAG where he will treat her like shit. I want him to do this in a goddamn Footlocker uniform!

Not watching the video, but all these gifs are examples of the male gaze.

Right? Which part of all the twerking asses for the camera and crop tops and slightly parted red lips were not male gaze oriented?

+1

the conspicuous absence of the male gaze

“...the conspicuous absence of the male gaze.”

It all depends on what his favorite song is. It could be by Bob Marley, or UB40. Perhaps it could be by Jimmy Cliff, or UB40. Maybe he’s a fan of rocksteady; the song could be by Alton Ellis, or UB40. We may never know.

Truly dreadful reporting.

you don’t actually mention the Jamaican reggae superstar’s name.

Don’t hit and you won’t get hit. Period. Smaller and a woman are irrelevant.

And this is why people that fetishize their partners are bad news. I remember his article on dating white women at Gawker being SAVAGED by commenters, particularly black women. Guess they were on to something.

“If your struck”

But I’m sure if it was a threat against black students you would speculate the same way.